150 lines
5.9 KiB
PHP
Executable file
150 lines
5.9 KiB
PHP
Executable file
<?php
|
|
$quote_arr = [
|
|
"On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent
|
|
than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York,
|
|
wars and so on - whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in
|
|
the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always
|
|
believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely
|
|
the same reasons.",
|
|
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.",
|
|
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely
|
|
free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.",
|
|
"IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:<br>
|
|
AN EVIL BLACK SCIENTIST<br>
|
|
BY THE NAME OF YAKUB<br>
|
|
LIVING ON THE ISLE OF PATMOS<br>
|
|
CREATED THE WHITE RACE<br>
|
|
SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO<br>
|
|
BY MEANS OF EUGENICS",
|
|
"Atheism is what happens when you read the bible. Christianity is what
|
|
happens when somebody else reads it for you.",
|
|
"Everybody lies.",
|
|
"You use the installer only once every few years, thus it should not
|
|
influence your choice of distribution.",
|
|
"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.",
|
|
"Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have
|
|
nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free
|
|
speech because you have nothing to say.",
|
|
"If someone was looking through your window with binoculars,
|
|
no matter what you're doing, you'd draw the blinds.",
|
|
"It's not that I have something to hide...
|
|
I've got nothing I want you to see.",
|
|
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could,
|
|
they didn't stop to think if they should.",
|
|
"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
|
|
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are,
|
|
by definition, not smart enough to debug it.",
|
|
"America is the only nation in history which miraculously has
|
|
gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the
|
|
usual interval of civilization.",
|
|
"Art is not about production value or how much money you have
|
|
to make it \"shiny\". It just has to come from a real place.
|
|
Which is pain and suffering.",
|
|
];
|
|
|
|
$quote_author_arr = [
|
|
"Douglas Adams",
|
|
"Victor Stenger",
|
|
"Albert Camus",
|
|
"The eternal truth of the universe",
|
|
"Bertrand Russel",
|
|
"House M.D.",
|
|
"Ales Zelinka (paraphrased)",
|
|
"John Dalberg-Acton",
|
|
"Edward Snowden",
|
|
"SomeOrdinaryGamers",
|
|
"Anon (film)",
|
|
"Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)",
|
|
"Brian Kernighan",
|
|
"Georges Clemenceau",
|
|
"Frances (firewalker)",
|
|
];
|
|
?>
|
|
|
|
<div id="footer">
|
|
<?php
|
|
$quote_index = array_rand($quote_arr);
|
|
printf("<div class=\"quote\">"%s"</div>
|
|
<div class=\"quote-author\">- %s</div>",
|
|
$quote_arr[$quote_index],
|
|
$quote_author_arr[$quote_index]
|
|
);
|
|
?>
|
|
<hr>
|
|
<p>
|
|
Although I try to know and store as little information about
|
|
you as possible, I do sometimes store some, you can click
|
|
<a href="http://www.zdenekborovec-dev.cz/privacy">here</a>
|
|
to learn more. If you have any privacy and/or security
|
|
concerns, feel free to e-mail me at
|
|
<zdenda [DOT] borovec [AT]
|
|
gmail [DOT] com>
|
|
</p>
|
|
<p>
|
|
If you want to audit the site and/or edit and use it for
|
|
your own purposes, most of the source code should be
|
|
available on my <a href="https://git.zdenekborovec.cz/Zeftax/personal-website">
|
|
forgejo instance</a> under the
|
|
<a href="https://github.com/non-ai-licenses/non-ai-licenses/blob/main/NON-AI-BSD3">
|
|
NON-AI-BSD3</a> license.
|
|
</p>
|
|
<p>
|
|
© 2023 - <?php echo date("Y"); ?> Zdenek Borovec.
|
|
Content on this site is original production shared under
|
|
<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en">
|
|
Creative Commons Attribution Share Alike license</a>
|
|
, unless stated otherwise.
|
|
</p>
|
|
<div style="margin-bottom:1em;">
|
|
<span>
|
|
<a href="https://my.fsf.org/join?referrer=6692411">
|
|
<img style="border:0;"
|
|
src="https://assets.zdenekborovec.cz/upload/fcdb22b9525b9ae868b8c7af6183a91b/d0234d5fa91143f0654741c6b4bda076/1834c7528492f689d3cc62276d9ba561.png"
|
|
alt="Join the FSF!" title="Join the FSF!">
|
|
</a>
|
|
</span>
|
|
</div>
|
|
<div>
|
|
<span>
|
|
<a href="https://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http://www.zdenekborovec-dev.cz">
|
|
<img style="border:0;"
|
|
src="https://assets.zdenekborovec.cz/upload/6829a0a9e2f807f80aa97b625844f588/bd2e359e452ea47dfd9f5e0daeb91864/4f7234e9824d8acdd2feeb2f19e95495.png"
|
|
alt="Valid HTML!" title="Validate my HTML">
|
|
</a>
|
|
</span>
|
|
<span>
|
|
<a href="https://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/check/referer">
|
|
<img style="border:0;"
|
|
src="https://assets.zdenekborovec.cz/upload/9728da8b94acebabdba13b2fe9a6daa8/8273bd1309d7bea34544d7a8fdb71feb/65a30cdcbc73409d8313f0985d078846.png"
|
|
alt="Valid CSS!" title="Validate my CSS">
|
|
</a>
|
|
</span>
|
|
<span>
|
|
<a href="http://validator.w3.org/feed/check.cgi?url=https%3A//www.zdenekborovec.cz/blog/feed.atom">
|
|
<img src="https://assets.zdenekborovec.cz/upload/20358ba9f97537135ea56030ab529115/4988ae9f62d33f87c520a20e8f714943/d6c7fda4246e28296444c49e9cf7850a.png"
|
|
alt="Valid Atom!" title="Validate my atom feed">
|
|
</a>
|
|
</span>
|
|
<span>
|
|
<a href="https://anybrowser.org/campaign/index.html">
|
|
<img style="border:0;"
|
|
src="https://assets.zdenekborovec.cz/upload/8502f9f1d8b27fcc926545884d657bdd/eb2c7faf2d434c46494bc66ed8fe6bad/6dd6d70868b91b6b10418c1fadc13f68.gif"
|
|
alt="Viewable with any browser"
|
|
title="Bring your own browser.">
|
|
</a>
|
|
</span>
|
|
</div>
|
|
<p style="position: relative; right: 0;">
|
|
This page was generated at
|
|
<?php
|
|
echo date('Y-m-d\TH:i:s T').
|
|
" by php/".phpversion()." ".
|
|
$_SERVER["SERVER_SOFTWARE"]."<br>".
|
|
"Generation took ".round((microtime(true) -
|
|
$generation_start_time)*1000, 4)." milliseconds.";
|
|
?>
|
|
</p>
|
|
</div>
|
|
</main>
|
|
</body>
|
|
</html>
|