88 lines
3.4 KiB
PHP
Executable file
88 lines
3.4 KiB
PHP
Executable file
<?php
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$quote_arr = [
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"On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent
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than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York,
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wars and so on - whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in
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the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always
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believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely
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the same reasons.",
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"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.",
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"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely
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free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.",
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"IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:<br>
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AN EVIL BLACK SCIENTIST<br>
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BY THE NAME OF YAKUB<br>
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LIVING ON THE ISLE OF PATMOS<br>
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CREATED THE WHITE RACE<br>
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SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO<br>
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BY MEANS OF EUGENICS",
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"Atheism is what happens when you read the bible. Christianity is what
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happens when somebody else reads it for you.",
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"Everybody lies.",
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];
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$quote_author_arr = [
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"Douglas Adams",
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"Victor Stenger",
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"Albert Camus",
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"The eternal truth of the universe",
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"Bertrand Russel",
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"House M.D.",
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];
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?>
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<div id="footer">
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<p>
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<?php
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$quote_index = array_rand($quote_arr);
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printf("<div class=\"quote\">"%s"</div>
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<div class=\"quote-author\">- %s</div>",
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$quote_arr[$quote_index],
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$quote_author_arr[$quote_index]
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);
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?>
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</p>
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<hr>
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<p>
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Although I try to know and store as little information about you as possible, I do sometimes store some, you can click <a href="http://www.zdenekborovec-dev.cz/privacy">here</a> to learn more. If you have any privacy and/or security concerns, feel free to e-mail me at <zdenda [DOT] borovec [AT] gmail [DOT] com>
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<p>
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If you want to audit the site and/or edit and use it for your own purposes, most of the source code should be available on my <a href="https://git.zdenekborovec.cz/Zeftax/personal-website">forgejo instance</a> under the <a href="https://unlicense.org/">unlicense license</a>.
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</p>
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<p>
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© 2023 - <?php echo date("Y"); ?> Zdenek Borovec. Content on this site is original production shared under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en">Creative Commons Attribution Share Alike license</a>, unless stated otherwise.
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<p style="position: relative; right: 0;">
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This page was generated at
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<?php
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echo date('Y-m-d\TH:i:s T').
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" by php/".phpversion()." ".$_SERVER["SERVER_SOFTWARE"];
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?>
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alt="Valid HTML!">
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