add quotes

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Zdenek Borovec 2024-06-16 16:13:27 +02:00
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@ -125,6 +125,15 @@ ul {
padding: 1em;
}
.quote {
text-align: center;
font-style: italic;
}
.quote-author {
text-align: right;
}
.noborder-table td, .noborder-table th {
border: none;
}

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@ -1,4 +1,46 @@
<?php
$quote_arr = [
"On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent
than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York,
wars and so on - whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in
the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always
believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely
the same reasons.",
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.",
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely
free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.",
"IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:<br>
AN EVIL BLACK SCIENTIST<br>
BY THE NAME OF YAKUB<br>
LIVING ON THE ISLE OF PATMOS<br>
CREATED THE WHITE RACE<br>
SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO<br>
BY MEANS OF EUGENICS",
"Atheism is what happens when you read the bible. Christianity is what
happens when somebody else reads it for you.",
];
$quote_author_arr = [
"Douglas Adams",
"Victor Stenger",
"Albert Camus",
"The eternal truth of the universe",
"Bertrand Russel",
];
?>
<div id="footer">
<p>
<?php
$quote_index = array_rand($quote_arr);
printf("<div class=\"quote\">&quot;%s&quot;</div>
<div class=\"quote-author\">- %s</div>",
$quote_arr[$quote_index],
$quote_author_arr[$quote_index]
);
?>
</p>
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