diff --git a/docs/common/footer.php b/docs/common/footer.php
index ed5d4e3..ade0d39 100755
--- a/docs/common/footer.php
+++ b/docs/common/footer.php
@@ -18,6 +18,7 @@ $quote_arr = [
 	BY MEANS OF EUGENICS",
 	"Atheism is what happens when you read the bible. Christianity is what
 	happens when somebody else reads it for you.",
+	"Everybody lies.",
 ];
 
 $quote_author_arr = [
@@ -26,6 +27,7 @@ $quote_author_arr = [
 	"Albert Camus",
 	"The eternal truth of the universe",
 	"Bertrand Russel",
+	"House M.D.",
 ];
 ?>