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<?php
$quote_arr = [
"On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent
than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York,
wars and so on - whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in
the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always
believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely
the same reasons.",
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.",
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely
free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.",
"IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:<br>
AN EVIL BLACK SCIENTIST<br>
BY THE NAME OF YAKUB<br>
LIVING ON THE ISLE OF PATMOS<br>
CREATED THE WHITE RACE<br>
SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO<br>
BY MEANS OF EUGENICS",
"Atheism is what happens when you read the bible. Christianity is what
happens when somebody else reads it for you.",
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"Everybody lies.",
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"You use the installer only once every few years, thus it should not
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influence your choice of distribution.",
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"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.",
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"Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have
nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free
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speech because you have nothing to say.",
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"If someone was looking through your window with binoculars,
no matter what you're doing, you'd draw the blinds.",
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"It's not that I have something to hide...
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I've got nothing I want you to see.",
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"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could,
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they didn't stop to think if they should.",
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"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are,
by definition, not smart enough to debug it.",
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"America is the only nation in history which miraculously has
gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the
usual interval of civilization.",
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"Art is not about production value or how much money you have
to make it \"shiny\". It just has to come from a real place.
Which is pain and suffering.",
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"Wake up, time to die.",
"Is this testing whether I'm a replicant, or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?",
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Hhmm, attack ships on fire off the shore of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like... tears... in the rain.
Time, to die.",
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"It's too bad she won't live, but then again, who does?",
"It's not worth the bother of killing yourself,
since you always kill yourself too late.",
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"The problem with autism is that it causes both myself and you
to solve the wrong problem.",
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"Diverse AI cat image generator written in Rust,
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coming to a Cloud near you soon sponsored by Google.",
"Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same. And that's why life is hard.",
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"I've been in the industry a while, and there has been absolutely no
situation in which anything a supposedly \"genius\" level developer
has done is actually a good idea. That's because the developers with
great ideas explain them and code them so well that everyone thinks
that the idea was completely obvious and simple.",
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"Given a choice between dancing pigs and security,
users will pick dancing pigs every time.",
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"Schrodinger's backup: The condition of any backup is unknown
until a restore is attempted.",
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];
$quote_author_arr = [
"Douglas Adams",
"Victor Stenger",
"Albert Camus",
"The eternal truth of the universe",
"Bertrand Russel",
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"House M.D.",
"Ales Zelinka (paraphrased)",
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"John Dalberg-Acton",
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"Edward Snowden",
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"SomeOrdinaryGamers",
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"Anon (film)",
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"Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)",
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"Brian Kernighan",
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"Georges Clemenceau",
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"Frances (firewalker)",
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"Leon (Blade Runner)",
"Rachel (Blade Runner)",
"Roy (Blade Runner)",
"Gaff (Blade Runner)",
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"Emil Cioran",
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"Louis Rossman",
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"Trisymphony",
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"Jeremy Goldberg",
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"EatenByAGrue",
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"Edward Felten",
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"OpenBSD handbook",
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];
?>
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<?php
$quote_index = array_rand($quote_arr);
printf("<div class=\"quote\">&quot;%s&quot;</div>
<div class=\"quote-author\">- %s</div>",
$quote_arr[$quote_index],
$quote_author_arr[$quote_index]
);
?>
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to learn more. If you have any privacy and/or security
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available on my <a href="https://git.zdenekborovec.cz/Zeftax/personal-website">
forgejo instance</a> under the
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